COOL BUS
I told a friend who has many books and see no reason to doubt it. On the seventh day, God created man and woman. In the eighth, the cell phone. And in the ninth began with Internet. It was a big effort that it took two days. The internet on the ninth day is good: to chat with loved ones, read newspapers and know everything. The tenth, no, perhaps from exhaustion. Internet is upside down, tenretni. Not the web or network, nor is it a five inviting part of a string in honor of St. Jude Thaddeus. Rather it is the shadow behind a sign with the word internet. It do not surf, is shipwrecked. Initially attacked only the tenth day of each month. Not now, do it every day. One turns on the computer, it connects and does not know who will come: or tenretni internet. For ADSL, modem, or a simple hair clip, one of the two can enter the home or office and be in front of one, next to the grandmother or playing with children. Sometimes, they get both simultaneously. Along with the right hand, tenretni. Next to the left, internet. At such times fight each other. The user is reviewing a newspaper, visiting Barney or reading an article to repeat it to students in college or school on the corner, but tenretni wakes up and, wham, it ruins everything by inviting him to chat with naked women playing slot machines or buy a resort on an island lacking. At other times, internet and the user comes alone, sighing with relief, take the opportunity to check the mail, but immediately tenretni steals for a second personality to his rival and deposited in the mailbox five messages from his followers. The first, a Russian girl who, having been abandoned by an American, wants to marry someone else or something. The second, with the story of a South African who wants to send you money for who knows what. The third invited to type in the number of credit card and no more, as usual. And the fourth and fifth, giving banned drugs or jokes forwarded by people whose intellectual qualities hitherto thought.
Tenretni is a kind of virus, but sometimes also found in the virus, especially in the e-mails from friends noting the presence of other viruses. It actually is a larger entity. When referring to it in the previous paragraph, I wrote the word fan, it was not an oversight. Personally I think the daughter of gods, tenretni is a deity and as such, has its followers. They certainly will put candles, we recite prayers and offer sacrifices. Moreover, as a religion in question is always the possibility of conversion. So you may have shared information with a follower of the Internet and it can become tenretni server, and from then use the shared information so insane.
If only it were that nothing would happen because it would suffice to isolate and not to reconnect ever. The worst, the worst of the worst, unbearable is that, as with all conversions, no one is exempt from, or even write articles on tenretni enough to immunize against it. Therefore, one may be working quietly at the computer and suddenly, wham, the spirit of tenrteni appears before one forced him to close the writer and open the pages of a search engine or the Supreme Court, attempting to ascertain if and the girl next door has been divorced or looking for news, jokes or interesting videos to send to friends through the bytes of a goddess, and you and I know it is called Tenretni.
Friday, September 15, 2006
Milena Velda Exercise
Yesterday evening was not exactly the coolest of the year. Nor is the warmest, I know very well, but as I was about to freeze to death between Caracas and Valencia, in the central regional highway.
The issue is that I waited in one of the banks of Cabriales and pretended to be reached by bus. I say nothing of all that the delay in addressing terminal. Neither of the nuisance caused me repeated messages trying to jam the speaker or the lady at the box office number five said the plane's departure time to Maracay. Irrelevant today. I will dedicate myself only to talk about the moment when, in the middle of highway, watching the coffee sellers panels and sweat blood from my window, I felt I was about to freeze to death and I told the lady that mix and shop girl attendant, attending the unit of the films: "Miss, I'm dying of cold. Can you download a little air conditioning? ".
The lady in question, which I had seen in strange ways when addressing the unit, did not immediately respond, but my seatmate in the terminal was almost bare and now moved placidly in a fake mink coat . "This is not an inch lower. For something I paid my fare. "
seriously tried to see where his words out. Impossible, her face was completely covered by the shelter visonesco. She
, yeah, sure, noticed my attempt to see her, because immediately declared: "Moreover, feeling cold or heat is nonsense. What happens is that people are not known dress. "
Grandpa in the back seat, who had left her three grandchildren in the upstairs, also found it necessary to intervene and instead to remind the partner the difference between centimeters and C, evicted from his lips his right leg sunglasses and gave me the capital letters in his book of good living: "My dear, why do you go to give up their privileges? Air conditioning, if cold, means quality, quality of life. " All
probably would not have happened there and, despite the intolerable cold, have managed to recover thinking perhaps of those tendrils of lapis lazuli that for several days, had my life to shambles, but the occupants of the contralateral arm-chairs, in whose memory I now recognize two former eighth-grade classmates, aired all the drawbacks of my lung proposal.
"And this is mounted on a bus just like that with a franelita, as if it were a pickup truck seats," said the nearest dentist today.
not answered. Of course not answered. I did it the other way and would have continued to do so if your neighbor would, auctioneer of horses, I had shouted, as if speaking to him: "What if you want to pass heat why did not you go on a bus without air, Paju?. "
His words came at a time when Miss began to move his mouth to answer and I stopped. I took two notes of ten thousand Bolivars portfolio and started to rectify, "Sorry, I do not think I have understood, what I want is cold you put more air conditioning. Here are real. "
Thursday, February 2, 2006
Can You Take Lorazepam With
Appendages
-Ya I have thirty-five years. From now on I will dedicate myself exclusively to the care of my appendages, "said the job of presenting the letter of resignation and the head of the Department as it seemed a mission Order duplicate important benefits. Thereafter
and in honor of the truth, as indeed did just that, said the same in the bank, where he was awarded a new credit card, with the brothers, who finally made the distribution of goods that were locked since the death of parents, and to the women who got to know, whose growing interest in what became the most sought after bachelor in town.
"It must be the hair so long that you spend, but also should consider other things, he dared to tell a friend, obviously envious of the wealth that surrounded him, pointing to the corners of your nails, as long as clean.
"I dedicate myself exclusively to the care of my appendages, he said right and left while his assets and his fame as workers were still prosperous and growing. Growing and growing.
was only seventy-six when in the course of a television program that he dedicated a casual journalist asked
"But what are the appendages? What are you talking about when he says he has dedicated his life to caring for their appendages?
-De nails and hair, my son. Nail and hair. No one has said otherwise.
-Ya I have thirty-five years. From now on I will dedicate myself exclusively to the care of my appendages, "said the job of presenting the letter of resignation and the head of the Department as it seemed a mission Order duplicate important benefits. Thereafter
and in honor of the truth, as indeed did just that, said the same in the bank, where he was awarded a new credit card, with the brothers, who finally made the distribution of goods that were locked since the death of parents, and to the women who got to know, whose growing interest in what became the most sought after bachelor in town.
"It must be the hair so long that you spend, but also should consider other things, he dared to tell a friend, obviously envious of the wealth that surrounded him, pointing to the corners of your nails, as long as clean.
"I dedicate myself exclusively to the care of my appendages, he said right and left while his assets and his fame as workers were still prosperous and growing. Growing and growing.
was only seventy-six when in the course of a television program that he dedicated a casual journalist asked
"But what are the appendages? What are you talking about when he says he has dedicated his life to caring for their appendages?
-De nails and hair, my son. Nail and hair. No one has said otherwise.
Wednesday, February 1, 2006
How Do I Play Pokemon Platinum On Mac
Cuartiento number five
"What is an intellectual?". This question I get from Valencia to San Desiderio and not coincidentally, from there get it in the halls of your university learned for more than ten years to answer at least five ways, all different. The first is not answering: be the fool and think that it is obvious that the white horse and Bolivar can only be white. Something like the second, a pararrespuesta with the only requirement of brevity. The third goes absolutely essential to cross-examine the speaker: "What is an intellectual for you? Depending on whether the response included artists and scientists, or excluding any side could reconsider the matter and, walking backward or front, consider again the first two versions or move to the fourth and fifth. In the first of these is considered an intellectual who carry intellectual functions, of which the most important is the abstraction, and that thinking-questioning, from one to the other, it is necessary for everything from brushing teeth to the founding of a city or writing a treatise on horticulture, to eat an arepa, a sale of tequeños riding, kissing the thighs of the blue lens catirita or inaccurate point estimate has to drop a liquid. It occurs to me remember Daddy Yankee. Surely there are those who believe that writing "La Gasolina" is a matter easy. Put on therefore, and you will not go away. But even if you leave when you leave, you will clear that Daddy Yankee is an intellectual. In conclusion, we think even when you think you do not think. It is thought the left and right, to globalize and desglobalizar. It still thinking without thinking, not only could say that an intellectual is used or not, but could not continue to live although breathing. I still need a fifth option, but I'm sure my response today will be the fourth. This will write to the devotees of San Desiderio in the former Valencia del Rey. Of course, first seek an intellectual one ever told me it was, and I ask what he thinks of all this.
"What is an intellectual?". This question I get from Valencia to San Desiderio and not coincidentally, from there get it in the halls of your university learned for more than ten years to answer at least five ways, all different. The first is not answering: be the fool and think that it is obvious that the white horse and Bolivar can only be white. Something like the second, a pararrespuesta with the only requirement of brevity. The third goes absolutely essential to cross-examine the speaker: "What is an intellectual for you? Depending on whether the response included artists and scientists, or excluding any side could reconsider the matter and, walking backward or front, consider again the first two versions or move to the fourth and fifth. In the first of these is considered an intellectual who carry intellectual functions, of which the most important is the abstraction, and that thinking-questioning, from one to the other, it is necessary for everything from brushing teeth to the founding of a city or writing a treatise on horticulture, to eat an arepa, a sale of tequeños riding, kissing the thighs of the blue lens catirita or inaccurate point estimate has to drop a liquid. It occurs to me remember Daddy Yankee. Surely there are those who believe that writing "La Gasolina" is a matter easy. Put on therefore, and you will not go away. But even if you leave when you leave, you will clear that Daddy Yankee is an intellectual. In conclusion, we think even when you think you do not think. It is thought the left and right, to globalize and desglobalizar. It still thinking without thinking, not only could say that an intellectual is used or not, but could not continue to live although breathing. I still need a fifth option, but I'm sure my response today will be the fourth. This will write to the devotees of San Desiderio in the former Valencia del Rey. Of course, first seek an intellectual one ever told me it was, and I ask what he thinks of all this.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Make Birth Chart And Find Yog
Francisco Rodriguez, author of the story more punch in the web
acknowledge that I am doubly guilty. First, because the narrative intensive workshops should not be more than one event in my life and I became a modus vivendi: having at least ten years imprisonment, from city to city, from town to town, as if it were a circus, and to dictate, he had virtually stopped writing and not writing, the workshops were my only source of income. Second, because on that day, on 10 December last year and my faults, I should make an eight-hour workshop V. and although my body and beard were graying there, in a classroom at the Athenaeum, compared to four or five people interested in receiving a diploma as a writer that evening, my thoughts were elsewhere, sailing on a draft text that would never write.
Some of that text, which in my mind was a tribute netizens to friends, had to get to the workshops, because just starting the second hour after completion of the historical account and having read the Decalogue de Quiroga, Antonio The bald man of about thirty-five years that was initially presented as a physics professor, he interrupted me saying,
"We could write the story most wanted the text more punch on the Internet.
smiled innocently. In one of the first workshops I taught, an Italian girl had said his goal was to become famous. What I thought Antonio was on the same side, but with fifty kilos and many inches. He then tried to rectify:
-spoke, thinking aloud rather, on a ... - My intention was to put the example of my friend Orlando Chirinos but again I was interrupted. This time it was the dark of the moon, a doctor, about twenty-seven.
- Of the many ways that his name takes on Internet search engines?
"Precisely. Orlando Chirinos, despite being an unusual name, there are many: a writer in Venezuela, a union in Mexico, a taxi driver in Guatemala.
"Yes, but I seem to understand that the idea of \u200b\u200bAntonio is another-that was involved this time it was Audrey: Forty-seven years, a housewife, mother of three, obviously defending Antonio.
"Exactly, I see Audrey caught me the idea. What I'm thinking is to write a text that has the most popular words: Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Jackson, pedophilia, sex free, Daddy Yankee, download free songs, Miss Universe naked free movies. People would put these words in the search engines and forwarded them to the text.
"I could write to all the mole-proposed.
I tried to take the opportunity to think about smoking a cigarette and warn that the workshops would talk later, that exquisite corpse was a topic, an exercise to develop in the penultimate hour of the session but, although let me talk, what I said was already very unimportant to them.
As if he had received the intensive degree, arguing the name you assigned to the author of the story they would write together. The statistics, provided by Antonio, that was something physical, dismissed Juan, Pedro and Antonio. The author called Francisco because it was the name Antonio as more appearances on the Internet. And Rodriguez for the same reason.
I had already gone from craving to hold a lighted cigarette in his right hand. And workshops were making a list of expressions that the text should contain. Antonio proposed Simpsons. Audrey insisted that the text should contain the phrase "how to make money." The brunette, who was named Estela, initially proposed three literary references, the Bible, Don Quixote and Antonio Gala, but then changed his tone: breast augmentation, liposuction, looking for a partner, all for free.
was at that moment when I realized that I had delivered the workshop in that city, about nine years ago, and that Antonio and Audrey, too Estela, who in spite of the lunar and the title of doctor was wanting Italian be famous in the first workshop, were then the only workshops.
I decided to leave the room to speak with the coordinator of the workshops and even consider the possibility of not returning to teach the workshop, a change of air and finally close the cycle of my life.
Maria Gabriela was very container and, seeing it, I remember that he had seen and felt nine years ago, just container. So I invited her to lunch at the Italian restaurant, which I suddenly remembered the profiteroles.
When I returned, the workshops were gone, but the table had left the address of a blog I consulted from the same Athenian. As they had imagined, had completed the text and were printed in the blog under the title "Francisco Rodriguez, author of the story more punch in the web." Does the author? The bastards had not dared to put their names and had preferred to place the eleven letters of mine.
acknowledge that I am doubly guilty. First, because the narrative intensive workshops should not be more than one event in my life and I became a modus vivendi: having at least ten years imprisonment, from city to city, from town to town, as if it were a circus, and to dictate, he had virtually stopped writing and not writing, the workshops were my only source of income. Second, because on that day, on 10 December last year and my faults, I should make an eight-hour workshop V. and although my body and beard were graying there, in a classroom at the Athenaeum, compared to four or five people interested in receiving a diploma as a writer that evening, my thoughts were elsewhere, sailing on a draft text that would never write.
Some of that text, which in my mind was a tribute netizens to friends, had to get to the workshops, because just starting the second hour after completion of the historical account and having read the Decalogue de Quiroga, Antonio The bald man of about thirty-five years that was initially presented as a physics professor, he interrupted me saying,
"We could write the story most wanted the text more punch on the Internet.
smiled innocently. In one of the first workshops I taught, an Italian girl had said his goal was to become famous. What I thought Antonio was on the same side, but with fifty kilos and many inches. He then tried to rectify:
-spoke, thinking aloud rather, on a ... - My intention was to put the example of my friend Orlando Chirinos but again I was interrupted. This time it was the dark of the moon, a doctor, about twenty-seven.
- Of the many ways that his name takes on Internet search engines?
"Precisely. Orlando Chirinos, despite being an unusual name, there are many: a writer in Venezuela, a union in Mexico, a taxi driver in Guatemala.
"Yes, but I seem to understand that the idea of \u200b\u200bAntonio is another-that was involved this time it was Audrey: Forty-seven years, a housewife, mother of three, obviously defending Antonio.
"Exactly, I see Audrey caught me the idea. What I'm thinking is to write a text that has the most popular words: Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Jackson, pedophilia, sex free, Daddy Yankee, download free songs, Miss Universe naked free movies. People would put these words in the search engines and forwarded them to the text.
"I could write to all the mole-proposed.
I tried to take the opportunity to think about smoking a cigarette and warn that the workshops would talk later, that exquisite corpse was a topic, an exercise to develop in the penultimate hour of the session but, although let me talk, what I said was already very unimportant to them.
As if he had received the intensive degree, arguing the name you assigned to the author of the story they would write together. The statistics, provided by Antonio, that was something physical, dismissed Juan, Pedro and Antonio. The author called Francisco because it was the name Antonio as more appearances on the Internet. And Rodriguez for the same reason.
I had already gone from craving to hold a lighted cigarette in his right hand. And workshops were making a list of expressions that the text should contain. Antonio proposed Simpsons. Audrey insisted that the text should contain the phrase "how to make money." The brunette, who was named Estela, initially proposed three literary references, the Bible, Don Quixote and Antonio Gala, but then changed his tone: breast augmentation, liposuction, looking for a partner, all for free.
was at that moment when I realized that I had delivered the workshop in that city, about nine years ago, and that Antonio and Audrey, too Estela, who in spite of the lunar and the title of doctor was wanting Italian be famous in the first workshop, were then the only workshops.
I decided to leave the room to speak with the coordinator of the workshops and even consider the possibility of not returning to teach the workshop, a change of air and finally close the cycle of my life.
Maria Gabriela was very container and, seeing it, I remember that he had seen and felt nine years ago, just container. So I invited her to lunch at the Italian restaurant, which I suddenly remembered the profiteroles.
When I returned, the workshops were gone, but the table had left the address of a blog I consulted from the same Athenian. As they had imagined, had completed the text and were printed in the blog under the title "Francisco Rodriguez, author of the story more punch in the web." Does the author? The bastards had not dared to put their names and had preferred to place the eleven letters of mine.
Good Snowboard Moviess
Medical
-Juéguese the four hundred forty-eight said to my surprise the cashier the bakery when he finished giving me the change.
I had paid with a ten thousand and it not only gave me two or three notes and coins, but also a number to play the lottery, as if he knew I was about to present a book with texts gamblers.
"Thanks" was all I said. "Thank you. Forty-eight thanks.
"You're welcome, my love. But the lottery is Caracas. In the draw for the eleven o'clock.
"Okay," I said this time and walked awkwardly toward the car, had to go to the book.
Before entering the highway, the old man asking for money at traffic lights so I did it again. In exchange for the coins that the cashier had given me, of course.
"The four four eight. Lotería del Táchira. Draw seven.
was seven and five and the baptism was scheduled for half past seven, and the lottery would be for the next day. It was necessary to reach the museum. If patatin, if potatoes. The greetings, some speech. It was a collective presentation and pathological gambling was the only book of mine.
While presenting the collection, as were many people and too much heat, I sat next to the plants, about ten meters from the stage.
immediately approached by a dark, interesting, but with hair dyed yellow and a book of Fernández Retamar in his left hand.
- I can? -Just said what I understood as a question designed to see if I could sit beside me ..
"Sure, why not? "I said squeezing his legs and doing away with the elbows.
She sat down and began fanning herself with the book. Then he put on his lap, opened it and stopped at a blank page, which was scrawled the dedication.
- Is the author? I asked.
I do not know, the book is not mine is the friend I came, "said an inch of paper showing where clarito said:" Retamar. - What about you reading?
"A little, yes.
- What you write?
"A little less.
- And you are lucky?
I was going to respond, but then called me to take a picture of me with the book in hand, like a diploma.
Two minutes back.
"I have luck sometimes, depends on the company," I said thinking about a friend who always leads to misery, disgrace.
- And you take money with you?
"Possibly, I think so.
"Then take me to bingo.
- And your friend?
"Never mind, I return the book.
still do not quite know why, but immediately left the museum with the brunette hair dyed. Backspace, first, second, in just five minutes we arrived at bingo, and one more, we were next to the vending machines.
- Do you know that in the book happened to be talking about these machines?
"Oh, yeah? I'm going to get into this machine.
The machine in question was decorated with cars and flowers.
"If I play three carts, I'm fifteen free spins "he said, got the second ticket in the slot tragabilletes.
Beside me, an unfortunate fight with a machine filled with figurines of Disney: "Let me touch
three Barneys, please. I go three Barneys.
I could not help turn around completely to see his face.
What I saw justified the visit to the bingo. It was my history professor of psychiatry, a physician who had been educated Maracay selling panels of San Joaquin.
I pretended not to recognize it and continue giving money to the brunette hair dyed.
When the money was about to end, pulled away a twenty and introduced it in a pocket of his jacket.
- Why did you do that, Daddy? Look to bring bad luck.
"Do not worry, honey. Is to pay for parking, "I said thinking that twelve hours before the change to play four hundred forty-eight.
-Juéguese the four hundred forty-eight said to my surprise the cashier the bakery when he finished giving me the change.
I had paid with a ten thousand and it not only gave me two or three notes and coins, but also a number to play the lottery, as if he knew I was about to present a book with texts gamblers.
"Thanks" was all I said. "Thank you. Forty-eight thanks.
"You're welcome, my love. But the lottery is Caracas. In the draw for the eleven o'clock.
"Okay," I said this time and walked awkwardly toward the car, had to go to the book.
Before entering the highway, the old man asking for money at traffic lights so I did it again. In exchange for the coins that the cashier had given me, of course.
"The four four eight. Lotería del Táchira. Draw seven.
was seven and five and the baptism was scheduled for half past seven, and the lottery would be for the next day. It was necessary to reach the museum. If patatin, if potatoes. The greetings, some speech. It was a collective presentation and pathological gambling was the only book of mine.
While presenting the collection, as were many people and too much heat, I sat next to the plants, about ten meters from the stage.
immediately approached by a dark, interesting, but with hair dyed yellow and a book of Fernández Retamar in his left hand.
- I can? -Just said what I understood as a question designed to see if I could sit beside me ..
"Sure, why not? "I said squeezing his legs and doing away with the elbows.
She sat down and began fanning herself with the book. Then he put on his lap, opened it and stopped at a blank page, which was scrawled the dedication.
- Is the author? I asked.
I do not know, the book is not mine is the friend I came, "said an inch of paper showing where clarito said:" Retamar. - What about you reading?
"A little, yes.
- What you write?
"A little less.
- And you are lucky?
I was going to respond, but then called me to take a picture of me with the book in hand, like a diploma.
Two minutes back.
"I have luck sometimes, depends on the company," I said thinking about a friend who always leads to misery, disgrace.
- And you take money with you?
"Possibly, I think so.
"Then take me to bingo.
- And your friend?
"Never mind, I return the book.
still do not quite know why, but immediately left the museum with the brunette hair dyed. Backspace, first, second, in just five minutes we arrived at bingo, and one more, we were next to the vending machines.
- Do you know that in the book happened to be talking about these machines?
"Oh, yeah? I'm going to get into this machine.
The machine in question was decorated with cars and flowers.
"If I play three carts, I'm fifteen free spins "he said, got the second ticket in the slot tragabilletes.
Beside me, an unfortunate fight with a machine filled with figurines of Disney: "Let me touch
three Barneys, please. I go three Barneys.
I could not help turn around completely to see his face.
What I saw justified the visit to the bingo. It was my history professor of psychiatry, a physician who had been educated Maracay selling panels of San Joaquin.
I pretended not to recognize it and continue giving money to the brunette hair dyed.
When the money was about to end, pulled away a twenty and introduced it in a pocket of his jacket.
- Why did you do that, Daddy? Look to bring bad luck.
"Do not worry, honey. Is to pay for parking, "I said thinking that twelve hours before the change to play four hundred forty-eight.
Manfrotto Modo 785b Canon 5d
lucky day, taxi drivers in Caracas
The idea floated in the air for several days, but who made, who finally dared to ask it at a public event was the fat of obstetrics in the assembly of medical residents. They had already given several speeches, "that if nurses earn more than us, that even the guards, so you can not, that the federation does not nothing, that the minister does not listen, that what is gained can not pay even the rent, and the fat had been asking to speak from the nurses. When he heard the word rent, almost snatched the megaphone to R3 surgery: Colleagues
-residents, which I propose is that from now during the coming weeks and until we increase the salary, any resident physician who has car written with white paint on the front and rear glass "doctor driver" and go well on the streets of the city to the federation and the ministry is aware, to realize worldwide. I bet a week we are all reporters.
The idea was met with immediate and thunderous applause. Only one resident
oncology, catirita with blue-rimmed glasses, took the floor and made his approach, the only whole assembly against the idea:
"But, what do you think? Are there not many years colleagues to resolve driving taxis? That makes no sense. What you need to do is write a letter to ...
The fat man defended himself with a compelling argument that immediately put him in command of the assembly.
"That's right, buddy, but do so in secret, and for anyone to know. Our idea is different, we may contact with all residents and from morning to Caracas medical carts filled with taxis. Immediately
committee was formed with the fat to the head, and that evening the invitation was issued to residents of other hospitals.
The fat had said that the next day, but the cars began to leave after three days. Initially the idea was that only function as advertising signs to raise awareness about the poor salary received by doctors, but the rest was inevitable due to the fact that signs denouncing, from the first day of medical residents began work as taxi drivers.
The chubby as he learned, he wrote an e-mail group warning that the conduct was counterproductive and undermined the dignity of the profession. He also wrote, there was "a terrible risk because everyone knows that in this city every night killed at the hands of crime, at least ....". That
wrote, but after two days changed his mind. Was beginning to be felt in doctors working as taxi drivers a welfare state that clearly differed from those who do not: their robes were whiter, planchaditas, his face showed satisfaction, and when they went to the cafeteria, asking for a large coffee and a burger , no pies and coffees small.
At two weeks, the new economic reality of the residents, including chubby, was more than obvious: they had paid its debts, had gained weight and even gained more than specialists, although they helped to private practice.
This latter circumstance was that increased the project and, without a doubt, guilty of that city streets are overrun by doctors saw taxi drivers. Five hundred, that was the number of residents participating, he spent seven thousand and the only condition that managed to impose the fat in the assembly, which approved the incorporation of the specialists was that the glass were labeled not only with the words "doctor driver" but also, in the case of specialists, with the nature of the specialty.
Contrary to what the thought chubby, this condition out of business almost residents: customers would prefer that your taxi driver specialist for the same reason they preferred a taxi driver to a regular doctor: the possibility of a query. Thus, all taxi-labeled with the letters of the words pediatrics, gynecology, psychiatry, nephrology, each breast, etc.-in some way had become mobile offices and stops in real waiting rooms where even the newsboys, who once shouted the fate of public transport vehicles, had the opportunity to participate shouting the name of the diseases in the car in question could be addressed:
-Neurology: seizures, epilepsy, deficits care, neuralgia, pain of all kinds. Be mounted. Angiology
-Taxi: varices, cups, infiltration, ulcers.
The phenomenon of consultations not only had an impact on the political and health-minister and the federation managed to sit down and talk and not signing the collective agreement but how to manage the project, WHO sent observers calling epidemiological data, but also somehow changed the geography of the city.
Depending on the nature of the consultation, the parishes ceased to be contiguous or began to be:
- Whither? What Chacaito? -This could be the introduction of a taxi driver commented psychiatrist in Plaza Venezuela to a depressed patient. To help in this circumstance it would be best reached via Caricuao. And
geriatricians, orthopedists, surgeons, internists, pulmonologists, dermatologists, neurologists, cardiologists, surgeons, mastologists, gynecologists and residents who, in order not to leave the project and not have to go out with just two words marked on the glass, appropriated in advance of their specialty.
curandis The furor lasted approximately six weeks. Even death of a gynecologist and the theft of seven units was stopped. What they could not thugs robbing and murdering the doctors did it two or three unscrupulous people, dressed in white robes and labeling previously stolen vehicles and specialty titles that they had never purchased, posing as taxi drivers and medical indications were inadequate.
Five patients have died and nine are being treated in intensive care units. This has merited the intervention of the Minister as the last two days is absolutely forbidden to work as a taxi driver and doctor simultaneously.
The idea floated in the air for several days, but who made, who finally dared to ask it at a public event was the fat of obstetrics in the assembly of medical residents. They had already given several speeches, "that if nurses earn more than us, that even the guards, so you can not, that the federation does not nothing, that the minister does not listen, that what is gained can not pay even the rent, and the fat had been asking to speak from the nurses. When he heard the word rent, almost snatched the megaphone to R3 surgery: Colleagues
-residents, which I propose is that from now during the coming weeks and until we increase the salary, any resident physician who has car written with white paint on the front and rear glass "doctor driver" and go well on the streets of the city to the federation and the ministry is aware, to realize worldwide. I bet a week we are all reporters.
The idea was met with immediate and thunderous applause. Only one resident
oncology, catirita with blue-rimmed glasses, took the floor and made his approach, the only whole assembly against the idea:
"But, what do you think? Are there not many years colleagues to resolve driving taxis? That makes no sense. What you need to do is write a letter to ...
The fat man defended himself with a compelling argument that immediately put him in command of the assembly.
"That's right, buddy, but do so in secret, and for anyone to know. Our idea is different, we may contact with all residents and from morning to Caracas medical carts filled with taxis. Immediately
committee was formed with the fat to the head, and that evening the invitation was issued to residents of other hospitals.
The fat had said that the next day, but the cars began to leave after three days. Initially the idea was that only function as advertising signs to raise awareness about the poor salary received by doctors, but the rest was inevitable due to the fact that signs denouncing, from the first day of medical residents began work as taxi drivers.
The chubby as he learned, he wrote an e-mail group warning that the conduct was counterproductive and undermined the dignity of the profession. He also wrote, there was "a terrible risk because everyone knows that in this city every night killed at the hands of crime, at least ....". That
wrote, but after two days changed his mind. Was beginning to be felt in doctors working as taxi drivers a welfare state that clearly differed from those who do not: their robes were whiter, planchaditas, his face showed satisfaction, and when they went to the cafeteria, asking for a large coffee and a burger , no pies and coffees small.
At two weeks, the new economic reality of the residents, including chubby, was more than obvious: they had paid its debts, had gained weight and even gained more than specialists, although they helped to private practice.
This latter circumstance was that increased the project and, without a doubt, guilty of that city streets are overrun by doctors saw taxi drivers. Five hundred, that was the number of residents participating, he spent seven thousand and the only condition that managed to impose the fat in the assembly, which approved the incorporation of the specialists was that the glass were labeled not only with the words "doctor driver" but also, in the case of specialists, with the nature of the specialty.
Contrary to what the thought chubby, this condition out of business almost residents: customers would prefer that your taxi driver specialist for the same reason they preferred a taxi driver to a regular doctor: the possibility of a query. Thus, all taxi-labeled with the letters of the words pediatrics, gynecology, psychiatry, nephrology, each breast, etc.-in some way had become mobile offices and stops in real waiting rooms where even the newsboys, who once shouted the fate of public transport vehicles, had the opportunity to participate shouting the name of the diseases in the car in question could be addressed:
-Neurology: seizures, epilepsy, deficits care, neuralgia, pain of all kinds. Be mounted. Angiology
-Taxi: varices, cups, infiltration, ulcers.
The phenomenon of consultations not only had an impact on the political and health-minister and the federation managed to sit down and talk and not signing the collective agreement but how to manage the project, WHO sent observers calling epidemiological data, but also somehow changed the geography of the city.
Depending on the nature of the consultation, the parishes ceased to be contiguous or began to be:
- Whither? What Chacaito? -This could be the introduction of a taxi driver commented psychiatrist in Plaza Venezuela to a depressed patient. To help in this circumstance it would be best reached via Caricuao. And
geriatricians, orthopedists, surgeons, internists, pulmonologists, dermatologists, neurologists, cardiologists, surgeons, mastologists, gynecologists and residents who, in order not to leave the project and not have to go out with just two words marked on the glass, appropriated in advance of their specialty.
curandis The furor lasted approximately six weeks. Even death of a gynecologist and the theft of seven units was stopped. What they could not thugs robbing and murdering the doctors did it two or three unscrupulous people, dressed in white robes and labeling previously stolen vehicles and specialty titles that they had never purchased, posing as taxi drivers and medical indications were inadequate.
Five patients have died and nine are being treated in intensive care units. This has merited the intervention of the Minister as the last two days is absolutely forbidden to work as a taxi driver and doctor simultaneously.