I told a friend who has many books and see no reason to doubt it. On the seventh day, God created man and woman. In the eighth, the cell phone. And in the ninth began with Internet. It was a big effort that it took two days. The internet on the ninth day is good: to chat with loved ones, read newspapers and know everything. The tenth, no, perhaps from exhaustion. Internet is upside down, tenretni. Not the web or network, nor is it a five inviting part of a string in honor of St. Jude Thaddeus. Rather it is the shadow behind a sign with the word internet. It do not surf, is shipwrecked. Initially attacked only the tenth day of each month. Not now, do it every day. One turns on the computer, it connects and does not know who will come: or tenretni internet. For ADSL, modem, or a simple hair clip, one of the two can enter the home or office and be in front of one, next to the grandmother or playing with children. Sometimes, they get both simultaneously. Along with the right hand, tenretni. Next to the left, internet. At such times fight each other. The user is reviewing a newspaper, visiting Barney or reading an article to repeat it to students in college or school on the corner, but tenretni wakes up and, wham, it ruins everything by inviting him to chat with naked women playing slot machines or buy a resort on an island lacking. At other times, internet and the user comes alone, sighing with relief, take the opportunity to check the mail, but immediately tenretni steals for a second personality to his rival and deposited in the mailbox five messages from his followers. The first, a Russian girl who, having been abandoned by an American, wants to marry someone else or something. The second, with the story of a South African who wants to send you money for who knows what. The third invited to type in the number of credit card and no more, as usual. And the fourth and fifth, giving banned drugs or jokes forwarded by people whose intellectual qualities hitherto thought.
Tenretni is a kind of virus, but sometimes also found in the virus, especially in the e-mails from friends noting the presence of other viruses. It actually is a larger entity. When referring to it in the previous paragraph, I wrote the word fan, it was not an oversight. Personally I think the daughter of gods, tenretni is a deity and as such, has its followers. They certainly will put candles, we recite prayers and offer sacrifices. Moreover, as a religion in question is always the possibility of conversion. So you may have shared information with a follower of the Internet and it can become tenretni server, and from then use the shared information so insane.
If only it were that nothing would happen because it would suffice to isolate and not to reconnect ever. The worst, the worst of the worst, unbearable is that, as with all conversions, no one is exempt from, or even write articles on tenretni enough to immunize against it. Therefore, one may be working quietly at the computer and suddenly, wham, the spirit of tenrteni appears before one forced him to close the writer and open the pages of a search engine or the Supreme Court, attempting to ascertain if and the girl next door has been divorced or looking for news, jokes or interesting videos to send to friends through the bytes of a goddess, and you and I know it is called Tenretni.
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